I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.
Cosmo tip: After finishing, say to your partner “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”
When your partner enters you for the first time, scream “WHO DARES ENTER MY LAIR?” as loudly as you possibly can.
during foreplay, talk dirty to him in parseltongue
as your partner screams “i’m cumming,” you should whisper into their ear, “..to a theater near you…” and then proceed to grab a bucket of popcorn from under the bed
After having sex with your partner fall onto their chest and whisper in their ear, ‘stay golden ponyboy”
Put your penis in, put your penis out, put your penis in and shake it all about….
When you’re about to cum, point your penis at her and scream ‘EXPECTO PATRONUM’